Minneapolis Most-in-love Couple Announced to Rave Reviews

It's official! As of 9:30PM CST, Suzy Hart and Andrew Langdell were officially announced as Minneapolis Most-in-love Couple. The honor, which was bestowed upon them by none other than the well regarded couple, confirms what the two have known for some time now. "We've spent a lot of time getting to know each other's ins and outs and I think it's really paid off for us. This achievement is simply a public face on what we have known privately for some time now," gushed Suzy when asked for comment. Langdell's comments affirmed this thought tantra, "Here's the deal: Suzy is weird. But I get that. More importantly, I'm weird and she gets that. I like to call her my little lioness (alluding to her luscious hair) but the truth is that every time I see her, my heart roars with affection."

The two state that they aim to keep their love intact for the long term and have no plans at this time to be out of love. "Our goal as a couple is simple...to show each other how much we mean to each other. If the great people of Minneapolis see that and feed off it, it's the icing on the cake," said Ms. Hart. "But would I say we are heroes?" "Probably..." they both said at the same time before falling into a rousing round of giggles and mutterings of what this reporter heard as "Stinky Baby."

TV Spot #1 for the Ol' Out Inn

An inside joke taken way to far...but a good excuse to not work.

I did this just to keep other from doing it

So I applied for a job today. A writing job. Design firm. Fun. Fancy free. And all that. To describe myself I used the word combination of Textual Predator. I'd never heard it, though I'm sure it's not innovative in any way, and loved it.

So in order to keep others from using it here I went ahead and cornered the market on the blogspot site.

HA!